funny man

a little background for today's story:

we're having new carpet installed in the bedrooms today. we had to clear out all the kids toys and all our junk and we stashed it all in every nook and cranny we could, including the bathrooms. we have dresser drawers in our tub and all kinds of junk in the kids' bathroom tub.

so. kate's preschool has been out since mid-june and they don't start again for two more weeks. i've had a little too much kid time and i'm at the end of my rope. at the risk of sounding like an awful mom, i'm sick and tired of being with my kids 24/7.

as jeff was leaving for work this morning, i told him that today might be the day he got a phone call at work telling him i'd drowned the kids in the bathtub.

he looked at me for a minute and said, "you can't do it today because the tubs are all filled. i'll worry about it tomorrow."

funny man. funny man.