Thursday, June 01, 2006

drunk parenting

jeff just called me from his cell phone to tell me he was on his way home (after a long, hectic day at work).

jeff: i'll be home in about 15 minutes

me: hurry. jack is on my last nerve today.

jeff: well, i can't promise you that i won't have some work to do when i get home.

me: so i shouldn't start drinking yet?

jeff: well, you can but you might have to feed the kids drunk.

2 comments:

Wendy said...

Hey, as long as you don't have to drive them anywhere, right?

Of course, I would never....

Lori Stewart Weidert said...

God, I wish there was such a thing as blogging when my kid was little and trying. I love reading how mother's network here, and encourage one another just to take a little nip!

Hilarious!