overheard

(kate and jack have been upstairs playing for the past half hour. i hear them tromping around in the bathroom and then kate yelled downstairs)

kate: daddy!

jeff: what?

kate: i need you!

jeff: why?

kate: well, i'm helping jack on the potty and we can't figure out how to make his penis go down.

she meant, of course, that she couldn't make squish it between his legs to make it point down but jeff and i were hysterical, nonetheless.